05 September 2012

Weight Loss Jokes 1

Easy Weight Loss 
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I was talking to my doctor about a weight-loss patch I had seen advertised.

Supposedly you stick it on, and the pounds melt away.

"Does it work?" I asked.

"Sure," he said. "If you put it over your mouth."

-- Mary Kaapke




The Old-School Approach 
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The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. 
"How'd you do it?" we asked.
 "Easy," she said. "Every night I take my teeth out at six o'clock." 
-- Cathy J. Schreima 


A Piece of Cake
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My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me.

I could tell her mouth was full, so I asked her what she was eating.

"A cupcake," she mumbled.

"I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I'm rounding it off to 150."

-- Sharon E. Askegreen








Source: Reader's Digest




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2 comments:

  1. Lolll very hilarious
    short stories about
    diet :P

    xx

    ReplyDelete
  2. hi honeybee, glad to know you. great jokes especially the first one. ha ha

    ReplyDelete

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