14 June 2013

Man and a Genie in a Bottle

This story is not related to weight loss. Neither related to anyone. Posted this for fun.


genie and aladdin
For illustration: Genie and Aladdin. Image from tv-facts.net
An Arab stranded in the desert. He has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he has a Manischevitz wine bottle.

It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. The amazed man asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

"I wish I were surrounded by water. I want to be white and have women show their naked butt to welcome me."

POOF!

The man turned into a toilet bowl in women's toilet.

The moral: Your wish could cost you half a million dollars. Be careful what you wish for.

Let's have a small talk:
If you were stranded on a deserted island but could only have one thing in the world, what would it be?


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13 comments:

  1. What a fun post! It made me chuckle. Stopping from SITS!

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  2. Thanks for a fun post and a well needed laugh! I'm not sure what I would want on a deserted island. Now I'm going to need to think about that one!! Have a great weekend!

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  3. A much needed laugh here too! Id have to think about what I would want if put in that situation. lol

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  4. LOL that is hilarious and totally unexpected!! :)

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  5. Fun post and thanks for your lovely comment dear...

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  6. Enjoyed this. Looking forward to reading more of your posts.

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  7. That is hilarious! I am going to have to take lots of time in making my wish. I don't want to end up with something like that.

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  8. That is funny. I think in every case, you need to be careful of what you wish for! Thanks for visiting my blog this weekend.

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  9. That is funny. I think in every case, you need to be careful of what you wish for! Thanks for visiting my blog this weekend.

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